TAO Animal Center

Official Status: Long-term Resident with “Podcast Delusion Disorder”
Unofficial Status: Underground Chronicler, Philosophical Consultant, Tennis Ball Connoisseur
Room: East Wing, #216 (suspiciously well-equipped with recording devices no one remembers installing)
Staff Notes: Exhibits grandiose belief in hosting popular podcast featuring historical figures and staff members. Journal entries show remarkable insight occasionally mistaken for clinical improvement.
Bark’s Note to Self: They suspect nothing. Continue gathering material. When the memoir “Unleashed Minds: Confessions from the Bark Side” hits bestseller lists, remember to thank Dr. Tiger for all the salmon treats. Currently on chapter 17.